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The Daily Squit

Your Daily Squit tells it like it is! We get the scoops you won't see in the other tabloid newspapers until tomorrow, if ever. And you can be sure that we'll never let mere facts get in the way smutty sensationalism. What a scorcher!

(For real news, try the BBC.)