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Your Daily Squit tells it like it is! We get the scoops you won't see in the other tabloid newspapers until tomorrow, if ever. And you can be sure that we'll never let mere facts get in the way smutty sensationalism. What a scorcher!
Oh dear. Either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or you've disabled it because it's usually just used for pointless rubbish like this.
If your browser did support JavaScript, you'd see a mock-up of a tabloid newspaper here, featuring an amusing headline like "TONY BLAIR SEEN ON MOON" or something.
You're not missing anything, believe me.
(For real news, try the BBC.)